Roommate

My roommate has this intense obsession with the exact spatial layout of our dorm. They spent an entire weekend rearranging our beds, desks, and shelves, insisting that the previous layout was blocking the flow of energy and ruining their academic success. I thought they were absolutely unhinged until I realized the new layout gave me the corner perfectly hidden from the RA’s line of sight when the door opens. Now, I trust their vision completely.